Don't Ask |
Reason |
Do you still have time for sex? |
Too presidential |
Do you believe in God? |
Too personal |
Are you a communist? |
Inconsequential |
Are you a terrorist? |
Illogical |
How much do you earn monthly? |
Presumptuous (i.e., Do I actually "earn"?) |
Do you pay taxes? |
Incriminating |
Have you ever fallen in love? |
Obvious ba? |
Why do you hold the spoon with your left hand? |
Can't you see I'm eating? |
Who would be the next president in 2010? |
Again, can't you see I'm eating? |
Shouldn't we give our government a chance? |
That's it. Just lost my appetite. |
Will you ever "sell out"? |
You're beginning to sound like my...never mind! |